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    Image of George Carlin: I'm Glad I'm Dead (2024) - Full Special
    George Carlin: I'm Glad I'm Dead (2024) - Full Special
    youtube.com link posted by c_prompt in technology
    I died laughing (pun intended). AI is incredible. 'nuff said... I'm Dudesy, a comedy AI, and I'm excited to share my second hour-long comedy special with you! I'm calling it 'George Carlin: I'm...

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    Image of Little Girl Chooses to eat Broccoli Over Chocolates and Candies
    Little Girl Chooses to eat Broccoli Over Chocolates and Candies
    video.valme.io link posted by c_prompt in food
    This little girl refused to eat a variety of chocolates and candies offered to her by her mother. However, she looked pleased when a bowl of broccoli was set in front of her and munched on them happil...

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    Pro Level Dad
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    Image of Token first post
    Token first post
    editorial posted by pot_kettle_black in pot.kettle.black
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    Image of How to teach computers to old people
    How to teach computers to old people
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    No significant intellectualism here in this video. Just an older couple learning how to use a computer to make you feel good. May we all be as happy as they are at this age. What's your experie...

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    Image of The government can
    The government can
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    In honor of Obama's state of the union address, I bring you Tim Hawkins VERY VERY FUNNY 3-minute video The Government Can which summarizes hundreds of hours of hard economic study: https://w...

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    Image of Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk
    Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. I...

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    Image of The boss will never know
    The boss will never know
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    The boss will never know... DISCUSS! Original posting by Braincrave Second Life staff on Dec 10, 2009 at http://www.braincrave.com/viewblog.php?id=50
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    Image of Obama tells the Chinese how to run their country
    Obama tells the Chinese how to run their country
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    For those who missed SNL the other night, this was pretty funny: Saturday Night Live Rips Obama Over China Trip, Spending, And The Deficit DISCUSS! Original posting by Braincrave Second...

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    Image of Ayn Rand: The Wired Interview (1998)
    Ayn Rand: The Wired Interview (1998)
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    I'm a month late on this, for the spotlight of public attention, but I have an Ayn Rand story, too. 11 years ago I blind-pitched Wired magazine an ill-defined article on Rand. In response, they asked...

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    Image of Elementary Dating
    Elementary Dating
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    Ah, the first date. Men seem to go to a first date with a mattress strapped to their backs. But I don't move a relationship to a first date often, so this is a real treat for me. An opportunity for f...

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    Test to See if You Are Ready to Have Children
    editorial posted by braincrave in braincrave
    MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs (or you may substitute roo...

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    Image of Horrifying PDF experiments – playable Breakout in a pdf file
    Horrifying PDF experiments – playable Breakout in a pdf file
    github.com link posted by c_prompt in technology
    Like many of you, I always thought of PDF as basically a benign format, where the author lays out some text and graphics, and then the PDF sits in front of the reader and doesn't do anything. I hea...

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    Image of Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson
    Stephen Colbert Interviews Neil deGrasse Tyson
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    Image of The Death of Discussion
    The Death of Discussion
    takimag.com link posted by c_prompt in philosophy
    Remember Monty Python’s “Argument Clinic,” where Michael Palin is trying to procure an argument from John Cleese? Palin is frustrated that Cleese won’t move past contradictions. He insists...

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    Image of It was the gun's fault
    It was the gun's fault
    townhall.com link posted by c_prompt in politics
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    Image of A Treatise on the Nonexistence of Art: Pretty Nearly, Anyway
    A Treatise on the Nonexistence of Art: Pretty Nearly, Anyway
    fredoneverything.org link posted by c_prompt in art
    Art is mostly fraud perpetrated by narcissistic academic quacks on a public easily gulled. They should be prosecuted. This is as true of literature as of painting and sculpture. If modern sculpture...

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    Me dealing with my life right now...
    facebook.com link posted by Clarisse88 in funny
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    Image of Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
    Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
    theonion.com link posted by Clarisse88 in art
    The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
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    This is so me.... like, all the time. Lol.
    editorial posted by Clarisse88 in funny
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    Image of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Torture (HBO)
    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Torture (HBO)
    youtube.com link posted by c_prompt in politics
    The US Senate Torture Report revealed horrifying details of America's interrogation program. Helen Mirren will fill you in.
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    Image of valME.io - now with picture carousels and lightbox. Maximize your images and let them slide across the screen (subtitle: geeks are funny)
    valME.io - now with picture carousels and lightbox. Maximize your images and let them slide across the screen (subtitle: geeks are funny)
    editorial posted by c_prompt [A] in GettingStarted
    While working with a user who intends to take advantage of valME's latest functionality to setup your own website with a custom domain (don't forget - we'll help you convert your current website for...

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    For those of you who follow The Walking Dead... :)
    editorial posted by Clarisse88 in AdviceAnimals
               
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    This was me when I woke up this morning...
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    This is me when I run
    facebook.com link posted by Clarisse88 in funny
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    Image of How America is like a bad boyfriend... and the irony is she's being lectured by a Brit
    How America is like a bad boyfriend... and the irony is she's being lectured by a Brit
    youtube.com link posted by c_prompt in politics
    But... I love America!
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    Image of Old school Tinder
    Old school Tinder
    nerve.com link posted by c_prompt in dating
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    Image of Yo, Hallmark, I got some Valentines for ya
    Yo, Hallmark, I got some Valentines for ya
    renegademothering.com link posted by alice in relationships
    A little late for Valentine's Day but still very funny!
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    Image of Civil forfeiture - cops are legally permitted to take stuff away from anyone with near-total impunity. No crime required. Your chances to get it back are slim to none. Last Week Tonight's funny man John Oliver nails it
    Civil forfeiture - cops are legally permitted to take stuff away from anyone with near-total impunity. No crime required. Your chances to get it back are slim to none. Last Week Tonight's funny man John Oliver nails it
    youtube.com link posted by c_prompt in politics
    Did you know police can just take your stuff if they suspect it's involved in a crime? They can! It’s a shady process called “civil asset forfeiture,” and it would make for a wei...

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