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My own social media

My own social media

SIR: I haven't got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

     Every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool. I also listen to their conversations, tell them I 'like' them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me... whether it interests them or not.

     And it works. I already have four people following me: two police officers, a social worker, and a psychiatrist.

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

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