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Is the distracted citizenry beginning to wake up? We can only hope so. Giving hope to Americans everywhere, after covering the usual local news, Orlando-area news anchor John Brown was transitioning into a segment about one of the Kardashian daughters recently naming her new pet rabbit "Bruce," he stood up and walked off set exclaiming, "I am having a good Friday, so I refuse to talk about the Kardashians today, you are on your own, Amy. I can’t do it." As the program’s co-host storms off set, he can be heard off-screen shouting, "I’ve had enough Kardashians. I can’t take any more Kardashian stories on this show." A message many may start to heed...


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"I don't care! ...It’s a non-story! It’s a non-story! We talk about the family every freaking day on this show! Nobody cares about this family anymore! ...Does anybody listen to the research?! Nobody cares about the Kardashians anymore!"

That was SO incredibly funny! I couldn't upvote agree though, as I can't agree with the first part of the title. This does not convince me there's hope for America. Go ahead. Call me a cynic.

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Go ahead. Call me a cynic.

Maybe better to call you "hopeless." wink

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I have no faith in America existing past maybe the next half a century but outside of that this post gets a B from me

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What gives you faith in America's next half century?

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